Jump to content
Mark

George the Cow

Should George The Cow be moved from his resting place?  

18 members have voted

  1. 1. Should George The Cow be moved from his resting place?



Recommended Posts

Mark    24

Should we keep or remove GEORGE THE SEXY COW from Corporeal beast.

A little backstory on George the Sexy Cows.

George was only 3 years old when he was born, many of his peers called him retarded and blamed his parents for not saying "No chromo" after. After 8 years of excruciating and agonising pain created by the other cows who bullied him, he decided enough is enough. He went on a killing spree and decided to painfully brutally murder his peers, which resulted in George the Cow now being alone.

Poor George, what will he do now?

Timeskip 2 years to the future and george has now grew up, he takes shit from NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE. Once his teacher cow told him to stop being tardy, so what does he do? Kill it and make bacon out of it. However this came at an expense, his manhood. He soon found out that his most valuable possession stopped working. What will he ever do without his Ding a ling? His Beaver Basher? his Danger Noodle? 

He soon learnt tales of a mythical beast named the "Corporeal Beast" could drop the answer to what he needs, and now all that's in his eyes is fury. He roared "Fire eyed fury be my conduct" and charged towards the corporeal beast, hoping to receive the mythical cow Viagra that it dropped.

After 2 years of constant killing, over 3000 kills, he received it. He has now transcended from a regular cow to a Cow (Hard), however this wasn't the end. He wants to repay the corporeal beast for the thousands of hours he spent killing it, all to get the one thing that could revive his beef whistle.

Timeskip to 40 years in the future, when George the Cow (Hard) is using his final breaths. He vows to kill corporeal beasts even after death... A true hero.

 

Legends say he's still here to this day, should he be moved from his resting place? Or should he remain there and help on your journey to kill the corporeal beast, and hopefully get your own viagra bottle.

 

image.png.624aab39aa7a7ba1ceca2bc7bed7e7ba.pngimage.png.15c1538297b243b39b7bcdea6331187a.png

 

 

-Fin-

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Mark    24

Serious topic, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE THANK YOU

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
jamie    0
Posted (edited)

he looks george-geous 

Edited by jamie

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Michigan    1

What a truly inspirational story. I will go watch cow porn now in his honor. 

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Yoda    27

You are sick in your mind... Let him stay. He respawns the corp !

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guru    39

Keep George in his place, we won’t get rid of you too right?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...